you can't turn a humdrum surburban relationship into a Hollywood romance overnight. You need to keep your "loved" one on his toes constantly.
From us, with love
Filthy / Gorgeous
as oscar wilde noted, to love yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. you know you're special, and you deserve to be treated as such coz'....... "YOU IS GORGEOUS".....
die die, my darling..... who needs boys when u have your best friend?
scumbag
tips of the century (for all girls around the world): TREAT 'EM MEAN, KEEP THE BOYS KEEN. tell them u'll call and don't. turn up half an hour late for a rendevous. when they say i love u, just answer with 'thanks'. accidentally call them by the name of your ex. pick the part of their body they're most sensitive about and gaze at it cryptically. suddenly laugh out loud in the middle of a make-out session. CONGRAGULATIONS, THEY'RE YOURS TO KEEP....... FOREVER!!!
identify a filthy sleazebag almost instantaneously from one of the following top female compliment cliches: 1. you are the woman of my dreams. 2. your eyes are like two stars. 3. it must have hurt when you fell from heaven. 4. you're not like any girl i've ever met. 5. i think i love you.
boys will be boyssssssss................... boys r ugly........ boys r stupid...... boys r smelly...... boys r sissified... nanny nanny boo boooooooooo!
she's a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess ---------------- he's an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard
gangster mafia mistress
girls r cool: it is more exciting to discover something about a girl than about boys. girls r like barbie dolls: u can dress them up, create something different and remove them from reality.....................
credits: thanks to our respective boyfriends who made this male-bashing page possible by letting us borrow their shirts and helping us take pictures of our dress-up session. we love you guys!!
